Sunday, April 02, 2006

Best Rates on Daylight Savings!

Open an account today with as little as 8 hours of daylight*,
and receive a free toaster, bicycle, or woolen blanket!**

* Daylight from latitudes greater than 49 degrees will be discounted appropriately.
(offer may not be legal in S. Dak.)
** While supplies last. Gift items may have been previously enjoyed. Shipping and
handling fees apply.

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