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Note To My Publicist
The camera should be held
Quite low, I think,
To make me appear taller
and to hide baldness.
The lens should be of the type
Which makes one look slim and muscular.
Also, I believe,
A rather soft focus would be good.
I’ll need the kind of lighting
Which adds a great deal of dignity
and youthful vitality.
If I am to speak,
The microphone must be attached
To some sort of apparatus
That renders the voice lower and more mellow.
I will,
With proper planning and rehearsal,
Be very candid and spontaneous.
- Ralph Murre 2003
5 comments:
Hi Ralph, loved this poem! Glad I got here at last, I will keep an eye on this blog! It was great to share the pages with you in THE CLIFFS! Best from Hydra
---Henry
http://www.henrydenander.com
Muy bueno.
skol!, salud!
Oh how I laughed at this. Well done!
thanks, jo!
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