A dolphin calls the doctor's office; the nurse asks, "What is the purpose of your call?"
"Vy, I am the porpoise of my call," says the dolphin, "my vife, she is dead long ago from the nets, and all the little porpoises svim avay; they don't call. I am an old dolphin who can no longer sing."
"Can't carry a tune, huh?" says the nurse.
"Carry a tuna ?!! I tell you I am an old dolphin, I haf no more the strength to carry a tuna."
"Perhaps it's your diet," says the nurse, "have you felt like fish?"
"Gefilte fish ?!! Oy! Already three times a day vit the gefilte fish -- and you vant I should eat more?!!"
"Not so fast," says the nurse, "for best results, I must transcribe."
"Matzos - fast - then schmalts, you prescribe?" says the dolphin,
- Ralph Murre
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